Douche Canoe

"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck) 09/28/2018 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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Lord Douchebag

Thank good for that 3rd brake light that is now your primary light.

This guy can eat a bag of dicks.

This guy was very a ware his car was loud as fuck and obnoxious and fully embraced it by only using first gear between lights while surrounded by tall buildings . Could barely see his taillights. Asshat.

Full disclosure: I used to be like this guy, minus the stupid blacked out taillights. I learned and maybe he will to.

/Endrant

Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 12:41

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Confession: I’m just happy to see a good-condition RSX on the road. And no fartcan? You mean we have to decide whether his exhaust is loud based solely on the sound? What about deaf people, how can he offend them?

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Ash78, voting early and often 09/28/2018 at 13:22

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This thing was super straight piped. The was no mufflin's. Believe me, deaf people were aware that an obnoxious car was in their vicinity.

Chariotoflove > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:36

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Ironic how the people who most yell for attention are usually the ones who should be hiding from embarrassment. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:36

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my older brother is 34 and still ins ist that smoked taillights are cool.

some people never grown up. Altho in his defense his love for them stems from his 93 grand Prix which was black and had factory smoked tails, kinda they were only half smo ked.

TorqueToYield > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:37

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It takes a certain kind of stupid to black out brake lights or head lights to the point where they stop being functional.

Don’t even get me started on limo tint on windshields.

NKato > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:38

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Can confirm, this is a Lord of the Douches tier of straight piping and mods.

(P.S. I'm deaf. )

Nom De Plume > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:44

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Oh boy, some of the stuff I see.  Too lazy or slow to ever take a picture though.

Gerry197 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:50

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I know what you are going through, I had to spend 10 minutes in traffic with a Fiesta ST with what I can only describe as the worst sounding exhaust I’ve ever head.

This is coming from a guy who has decades of experience listening to all sorts of terrible sounding aftermarket exhaust from every car and motorcycle imaginable.

This guys exhaust wasn’t just loud, it actually made a sound that was irritating and created a frequency that literally hurt my feelings.  

Tristan > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 13:57

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I used to drive downtown Minneapolis in my straight piped Crown Vic wagon listening to the glorious noise echo off the buildings...

It was a bit douchy of me.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Tristan 09/28/2018 at 16:01

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At least yours was a V8. You can be slightly forgiven.

Tristan > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 16:23

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Does station wagon and brown with woodgrain get me any more points?

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Tristan 09/28/2018 at 16:35

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All of the points because it means you probably had a 5.0. WOOT WOOT!!!

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/28/2018 at 16:37

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Well his love is understandable.

Tristan > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 09/28/2018 at 18:27

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5.0 Lo-Po. 150 SEFI ponies!